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I love knowing that with Neil’s stupid ass flip phone all of his texts from Nicky are like this

  □ ALLISON’S OUTFIT!!1!!11!  □ □ □ □

Did a J. C. Leyendecker Art study with the bois arrgh this took forever but im really proud of the end result! hope you guys like it too <33

Chicken salad is like eating fiber glass

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

I'm 5'2 and I have to sit on a seat cushion to drive so I can see the road and all I can imagine is Andrew with one in his big ass scary car.

What do you mean you don't like my collection of erotic Wallace and Gromit t shirts?

Blowing smoke rings on her penis like a cock ring.

Spookies.

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

They abandoned you and I collected you like a treasure

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