you walk into the school bathroom and see metal sonic. he offers you a hit off his juul. Will you accept and become an extreme juul addict, or give the robot a drugs psa in the restroom?
A) agree to help metal sonic steal eggmans credit card to buy more tutti frutti pods
B) lead him down the path of good and give the Hugs Not Drugs PSA
Spicy
Based off of this:
,,,,THE THINGS THAT I DRAW DURING CLASS,,,,
Mario and Sonic at the Tokyo Olympic games 2020: Sonic gets caught doing the bad touch and Gadget calls the cops on him
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
quick lil’ BD drawing
her heels glimmer so muchhh also her pearl basically got cinnamon rolls on her head, i wouldnt be surprised if they were glazed n all oml