I've Been Watching Modern Family Lately

commission of a lil (very big) guy just happy to be here for @2originalcents 🐔🌟

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“Not without our Ed!😤”

Ed, the lovable oaf, of course he’d be the child in this friendship!

edd: my husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” he says to me. disgusting

eddy: i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds “your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell you

eddy: one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

edd: “thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

I thought it would be funny

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