I've Been Laughing So Hard At This Scene Because I Thought Double D Was Screaming At Eddy's Legs For

for u..

this is exactly what i pictured in my mind

He looks like a cat

edd: my husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” he says to me. disgusting

eddy: i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds “your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell you

eddy: one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

edd: “thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

Coming up with a comprehensive list of headcannon last names, as well as the canon ones for reference. not including kankers since theyre all just kankers.

Everyone gives them stereotypical last names or simply uses the last names of their voice actors/actresses. But I’m campaigning to come up with a list of ones that’re more out there and suit the general vibe of EENE.

Including some reasons for these based on some source background details?

Nazz Van Bartonschmeer (source obviously)

Johnny 2x4 (I know there’s a 50/50 this might not be his real last name but i think it should be because. yeah. that tracks.)

Eddy  (Jr.) Deluxe (Was named after Eddy’s father, thus making him junior)

^ On that same note, Travis Deluxe (Eddy’s brother)

Rolf Vörlik (Taken from the wreath on Rolf’s door in JJJ.  Vörlik is referenced as one of the 4 names associated with Yeshmiyek. I’m reading these as possibly meant to be family bloodline names?)

/edit KEVIN FENDER (LIKE. THE MOTORCYCLE PART LMFAO)

I’ll edit to add more to this later at some point but I’m honestly open to opinions on other characters since I’m happy with these names so far.

Double d’s run cycle reminds me of that run you do when ur crossing the street and a car comes driving down so u have to hurry ur little ass over the road

say what u want abt the gameplay and game itself but the character selection screen is soo cute!