tiktok finally showing me content that speaks to me
edd: my husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” he says to me. disgusting
eddy: i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds “your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell you
eddy: one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
edd: “thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
Eddy: "Ladies and germs! Step right up for the adventure of a lifetime at Willy's Chocolate Experience!" (under his breath) "Any similarities to existing candy-themed IPs are coincidental and unintentional."
Edd: (looking at the flyer) "Catgacating? ... Cartchy tuns? ... Exarserdray lollipops?? Ed, your spelling is atrocious!"
Ed: (dressed in black behind a mirror) "I'm in the walls!"
Some art from my Recreyo Mandela Catalogue au
"c'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell..!