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"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.

[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"

Reminder that it's always morally correct to bite a transphobe.

im sitting in a cardboard box rn and i can see why cats do this so much. this is fun as fuck

This is temporary agent squids

I am requesting backup from site command. This □"1)÷:Ƙþ'ĥß]《¿§⁹6ð×/ axolotl can't stay in containment for 5 @&Ŕ:€¤\♡ɓłğű×;şŒƏ seconds

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

Knowledge is empowering

(basically if you've read more than 3 fanfics)

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Tache mi whiff ewe

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

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