Shoutout To The Color Red

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Reblog if I can wander into your (literal) apartment and make (tangible) lunch

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Antique stores in strip malls are like, "Welcome in! We have the most breakable and expensive items the world has ever known and aisles you couldn't squeeze a greased toddler through and if you even THINK about perusing our figurines you WILL smash $10,000 worth of uranium glass with your big fat succulent buttcheeks," and every time I'm like, "I love to play laser spy maze. You're on."

reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love

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This was right under your post

"I'm in Spain without the 'A'"

"You're in spin?"

*rotates morosely"

it is a pretty good lake tho I'll give her that

Where do you think fi came from? If the sword of might becomes the goddess sword like I think then how did it get a spirit?

Also if she gave up her mortality to get back to tri... wow. Hope it worked. But then if tri is link (after all link lost his voice to a rift, and then when he falls in a rift again tri is there immediately after. And after tri leaves link gets his voice back), then she did all that only for him to have been there the whole time without either knowing

Anyway I'm just imaging the Golden goddesses chilling and then zelda barges in

"How did you get in here‽"

"Became a goddess. Where's Tri?"

"Upstairs on the couch. Sheesh."

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.