Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

*pulls your notes towards me, writes on them, and sends them back with several misspellings corrected and every m and n swapped*

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go my isopods!!

that is a pretty good tusk

Great Tusk

I am rather firmly set in my belief that nostalgebraist-autoresponder is the only good ai.

Reblog to kill it faster

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Wait

Shoutout to everyone who can't handle loud noises

Pushing the button will cause you to almost always have perfect health.

Here's how it works: When you develop something that you consciously consider a health problem, the next time you sleep you will wake up next to your body. It is now dead. In a maximum of two hours a new body will form around you that is just how the previous one would have been without the problem. If you were sick, no longer sick. If you lost an arm, it's back. If you were born with one arm but want two, you have two now. If you decided that human bodies (or just yours) have a flawed design and have ideas for how it could be improved, you have the improvements. Yes, this can be things about your mind that you want to change. Etc. You can figure this out I think. Of course, you will need to do something about the corpses. And each time this happens, you look just slightly more uncanny.

It is to soon for nostalgia

Reblog to boop the person you reblogged from.