You Need Someone Taken Out,

I love your name and your icon is amazing.

(*≧ω≦)

Thanks!

*Chuckles in blast burn*

umn.. sorry but um... I couldn't help but notice that you do not immediately threaten my Scizor..... im gonna just 😬 swords dance 😬 if that's ok

That is a big fence. How do I know which of the fence posts not to reblog?

What the heck is this?!  Someone put up a fence around the Beach City Lighthouse!  And the only reason for anyone to put up a fence is if they’ve got SOMETHING TO HIDE!!!  Or if they have a dog.  Or a pool.  Or if the homeowners association in their neighborhood requires it according to their by-laws.

Whoever this mysterious fence mason is, they were actually doing me a favor.  That lighthouse indeed holds many secrets… secrets of my OWN!!!

…I’ve said too much, please don’t reblog this post.

sorry I was napping

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Guys, Anon said bad music

By the way if I find such a recording I will reblog with it Anon

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

This was for my sister, jere you all go though. Use it where you need!

I'm beholdething.

Nothing is happening

Oh wait I'm a dark type 🙄

Hm. A question for eebydeebies/humans-turned-Pokémon.

This is temporary agent squids

I am requesting backup from site command. This □"1)÷:Ƙþ'ĥß]《¿§⁹6ð×/ axolotl can't stay in containment for 5 @&Ŕ:€¤\♡ɓłğű×;şŒƏ seconds

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.