They were drinking salt water
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
@is-the-salmon-horny I think that one of these is a horny salmon?
Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.
Capturing ghost types for battle is kinda cruel. Like, they just died (and there is a good chance it was from a battle of some kind just because those happen so much) and now they have to keep going around doing something dangerous that probably caused their death already. A lot of ghosts used to be human, to. And don't get me started on fenton tech...
Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!
ok.
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What? 🤨😐😦
@desert-orb-blog what did you do
Definitely need more telekinetic animals in media, it's dumb as hell to suggest that statistically out of every life form extant on earth that humans are gonna be the only ones to get bullshit magic powers. I'm not saying you have to make them invincible or nothing I'm just saying sometimes you should have a random ape or frog develop latent psychic abilities and consider what they would do with those powers. A frog would subconsciously stop bugs as they pass in front of its awareness and use that to eat them easier. Maybe if it gets passed up for mating it flips its opponent over repeatedly. You get what I'm saying
Please reblog this if your blog is crossover friendly
aka you are happy to write with muses who aren't in your same fandom (fandomless muses of similar genre for instance)
+ specify in tags what kind of crossovers you're open to
Yes, make them fear.
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