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Videos that remind me of reinochi for some reason

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

Looking at my YouTube recommendations this morning thinking: "Oh, hey, the 'Badger Badger' guy is still making videos. I haven't followed his stuff in like twenty years – wonder what he's up to these days?"

Huh.

it is a pretty good lake tho I'll give her that

Where do you think fi came from? If the sword of might becomes the goddess sword like I think then how did it get a spirit?

Also if she gave up her mortality to get back to tri... wow. Hope it worked. But then if tri is link (after all link lost his voice to a rift, and then when he falls in a rift again tri is there immediately after. And after tri leaves link gets his voice back), then she did all that only for him to have been there the whole time without either knowing

Anyway I'm just imaging the Golden goddesses chilling and then zelda barges in

"How did you get in here‽"

"Became a goddess. Where's Tri?"

"Upstairs on the couch. Sheesh."

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

here have a cat

Call me biodegradable 'cause I break down easily

K I'm up. What were we doing?

We slaying with the literal interpretation with this one 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

[They'll say: There goes that cool cat that breaks-all-the-rules cat that dangerous lead cat.]

...

What

Is. Is not dating a violation of "the rules?"

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