I'm Going To Tell You My Pokemon Go Friend Number

Died a few times. Not fun. Hope you're okay

I could get into a car crash and my car could flip over and j could die and still my ghost would go on tumblr just to type thursday reference

it is a pretty good lake tho I'll give her that

Where do you think fi came from? If the sword of might becomes the goddess sword like I think then how did it get a spirit?

Also if she gave up her mortality to get back to tri... wow. Hope it worked. But then if tri is link (after all link lost his voice to a rift, and then when he falls in a rift again tri is there immediately after. And after tri leaves link gets his voice back), then she did all that only for him to have been there the whole time without either knowing

Anyway I'm just imaging the Golden goddesses chilling and then zelda barges in

"How did you get in here‽"

"Became a goddess. Where's Tri?"

"Upstairs on the couch. Sheesh."

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

To any that might make videos of posts they find here, beware. I have been know to cause unexplainable phenomena in computer devices. As such, should you feature a post from me, the odds of you making a coherent video featuring me and your hardware surviving are unknown but low

Im not even gonna say anything.

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Sometimes I’m looking for something online - often “how to” articles - and I want to filter for - like - a website that was clearly built in 2010 at the latest, which may or may not have been updated since then, but contains a vast wealth of information on one topic, painstakingly organized by an unknown legend in the field with decades’ worth of experience. I don’t want a listicle with a nice stolen picture in a slideshow format written by a content aggregator that God forgot. I want hand-drawn diagrams by some genius professor who doesn’t understand SEO at all, but understands making stir-fries or raising stick insects better than anyone else on this earth. I don’t know what search settings to put into Google to get this.

My birth makes any day odd.

sometimes i think about the very odd internet presence over the last 7 years on this blog, and i almost want to apologize for any whiplash this username has given you. but honestly. it’s a little funny