Nonononono Please No God No Please And Thank You Go AWAY👎👎👎👎

translations bc i can’t sleep and decided to learn pigpen cypher!!

translating literally, bare(bear? idk) with me

first panel:

“shit room consaint

a gase so she

———-dox dimensioe

x-cant see rest of line-

of she o—————-ing

lie

second panel:

she previout

has been qilled.

third panel:

m consaint a gase so she thadox dimenti

i have NO clue what this means, i js translated it literally

OK BUT THESE PANELS WERE SO SPLENDIDLY CREEPY??

WHY DID THEY CHANGE- I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE OFFICIAL ONE BUT I’D LOVE TO SEE THESE IN REDS CURRENT ART STYLE LIKE. BITES IT

can we get like an ad reward program to skip through the long wait times? one day per ad? please?

1,400 days left

i’m loving the politically accurate wicked riff at the end

The pettiness is just 👌😂

i see, thank you! yknow what you’re officially invited to my gang . were gonna have a sleepover btw

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

i just remembered i have tumblr

welp

hello to my like two followers!!!

i saw that tag and am willing but i am also the least tumblr-savvy person ever hold up.

don't doot

DON’T DOOT???

12 years later… can i get a doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

that sounds really painful… gives you ibuprofen here

On the floor, sogging