...this is why i would wholeheartedly agree with the decepticons. Down with humans.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
My brain died and went to the land of unicorns trying to understand what was going on first-
bro you just dunked a bunch of bears how could you they're gonna get ear infections
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
As a werewolf therian...that joke gets the awoo of approval.
You know why werewolves are kind of a cliche?
...
Because they're a lycan... trope.
not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
it is here
nuh-un. its 26th jan 2026
Only day you can reblog this
MAGIC WORDS
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
I gladly take some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH, thank you! :3
Thanks for reblogging my posts, in exchange I can only offer you some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH
low-key spooked-
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist: