I Know Religion Isn't A Thing In Ninjago But I Think It Would Be So Funny If Ronin Was A Hermes Devote

Some Ronin history (According to the ninjago wiki)

He canonically has a wife and one daughter, but the creator has said he sees Ronin as having two daughters and an ex wife so decide what you consider cannon lol

Ronin was the one who gave Zane and Pixal to Chen but he didn't want to. Originally, he was hired to go kidnap someone for a LOT of money as in enough to pay off all of his debts but when he found out who, he didn't want to do it anymore. So Clouse threatened to hurt his family if he didn't cooperate.

One night, a drunk Ronin was approached by a guy named "Sultan Archron" who offered Ronin a deal that he said would cost him no coin. Ronin agreed, not knowing at that moment that he was indebting his soul to Soul Archer. (Who was human at this time) Having made a deal with Soul Archer, Ronin knew that his soul would end up in the Cursed Realm should he not pay the Archer off on time. After the Archer was banished to the Cursed Realm himself, the deal was seemingly disintegrated. However, the ordeal left him paranoid, so he created his eyepiece to detect paranormal essence.

He was briefly seen at the Biker Tavern as Morro arrived and left before he summoned Wrayth.

Ronin has a somewhat implied relationship with Ed and Edna as in day of the departed when he shows up and saves them he nervously tries to cover up the fact that he was gonna steal some scraps and Ed just laughs and gives him some telling him to just ask next time

Prior to Sons of Garmadon, At one point Ronin was hired by Kai and Zane to take them to the Tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master in their search for Wu

In an effort to clear his name during the same time, Ronin made a deal with the Police Commissioner to run a "School for Crooks," a criminal reform course partially designed to counter the rising threat of a new criminal gang reported to be recruiting members. (AKA sons of Garmadon lol

Ronin hangs out at Dareths bar

That's all I got!

Wild Kratts headcanon: Chris almost drank a lethal dose of caffeine once and would've drunk over that amount had Martin not confiscated the coffee machine till Chris passed out

imagining the wolfwalker gang in that one my neighbor totoro picture with fae Jimmy as totoro using his wing as an umbrella for them all

Yes.

a new guy moves to town and is like "hey, who're those kids?"

"Them? Well, the big one's Martin, and the feral child following him around despite insisting he doesn't like him is Chris. Don't try to talk to Martin, Chris gets jealous. The one that looks like she could break your arm with the flick of her finger is Koki. The other one's Aviva, she built a catapult and launched Zach into the woods once. And the guy perching on the roof that looks like all the secrets of the universe are hidden in his eyes and if you stare into them for too long your mind will unravel into madness is Jimmy. He's super chill."

Im so happy people are enjoying this au as much as I am this made me jump and squeal because SOMEONE GETS ITTTTTT and this is exactly how it goes. The guards HATE Jimmy. He's always, well everywhere. But they can never catch him or prove it's him or how he gets in to places he's not supposed to be in.

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Chris's mom and Jimmy having split custody of Martin

Chris's mom definitely leaves the parenting to Jimmy for the most part. Like she still steps in, but she doesn't trample either, which Jimmy highly appreciates.

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I dare you guys to type

Lego ninjago with your eyes closed

Mr D/Chiron

y'all I hate saying this cause I would love it otherwise but Dionysus is Zeus's son. Chiron is Zeus's brother. You see?

Sorry next chapters taking a bit I've had a bunch of school stuff and testing going on and the decided to rewrite a lot of what I'd already written cause the tone just was not matching. But it's looking good so far!

Reblog so more people can hopefully see, don't ever do this.

This is the worst timeline. (x)