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Things my grandma thinks “made me” a homosexual:

#2 My best friend had a “lesbian” haircut.

She had the same haircut.

My vocalization of this thought was not appreciated.

I manic pixie dreamed too close to the sun and all I got out of it was this panic disorder.

Sometimes I want to throw rocks at Silly Internet People because they’re WRONG, and I’ve got the kind of autism that really hates misinformation and misunderstanding.

Instead of doing that I go for a walk.

I go for a lot of walks.

Every day I am more and more impressed with how far fandom will reach to create new content. I love it. 12/10.

The sun is a deadly laser, I am high as a kite, and this man in WalMart stopped me to ask if I’ve ever hit someone up the back of the head with my cane.

I wanted to.

Instead I replied, “No way! I only go for the back of the knee,” and mimed a swinging motion.

So are they banning kids from horror movies, or

Because that’s a whole genre. Any work with Finn Wolfhard is now illegal. Poor guy.

Or how about Game of Thrones? That’s pretty obscene. Recordings of Shirley Temple got pretty fucking obscene. How far does this stretch? Or Hell, Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, they’re all known for hiding sex jokes in kids animation. Is Shrek on the naughty list? Pinocchio is arguably the most vulgar character and he *looks* like a child.

They must be banning half of Nickelodeon’s catalogue. After all, iCarly was 30% minors pandering to an adult man’s foot fetish.

My state is banning "obscene depictions of minors in content (or someone that looks like one)"

It's safe to say that they don't care about protecting real kids. If they did, child marriage and child beauty pageants would be outlawed.

More than likely, they're using this to conveniently label LGBT content as obscene and then ban it, regardless of context. But of course, if I question this, I'll be called a pedophile.

Question for witches who don’t/can’t do divination:

What’s that look like?

I didn’t realize until recently how heavily I rely on divination in my practice. What does your practice look like without it? Whether as someone who’s done divination and stopped, or as someone who’s never done it.

The Terrible Terror that is taking selfies. How can I go from “whaT BEAST IS THIS” to “oh maybe I’m ethereal” in 5 minutes

Traps you in a nightmare world AND trans your gender