What If You Were GAY!!! And Your Boyfriend Was COLD!!!!!!!!!

charles and edwins disguises look so married and now I can't stop thinking about some random guy trying to connect with charles in his disguise over 'I hate my wife' jokes and charles goig on a wild tangent about how much he loves his wife and how she's his favorite person in the world and getting really protective because internally he's like: that's not his wife that's his best friend but if he WAS his wife he would love him so much

and then he would simply not get the implications of that and go about his day like "wife successfully defended, friendship successfully friended, job officially jobbed 😃👍🏻"

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

sometimes I think about Neil’s 4 minute mile and my jaw drops that we don’t talk about it that often, for reference only 23 high school students in the US have ran a 4 minute mile since 1964 😭😭

my favorite cricket bat-wielding bisexual ♥️

+ some other background variants

I am normal about this show

not friends not lovers but a secret third thing

S2 catwin where TCK's the one getting distracting gay flashbacks but instead of the raunchy ones Edwin was getting s1 it's the most innocuous fluffy shit you've ever seen

One of my fav things in Dead Boy Detectives with Edwin & Charles is how they pass things back and forth, like Edwin just always hands things to Charles instead of putting them down himself and it’s so cute I’ll never get over them

No but the way Charles can dish it but can't take it when it comes to jealousy is so funny to me. He's talking about "getting it on" with Crystal making Edwin all jealous but as soon as Edwin TRADES BOOKS with Monty Charles like Wtf is this mate

Just remembered/realized that Edwin & Charles have been besties™ for like over 30 years yeah but they’re ghosts and don’t sleep so that’s 30+ years of 24 hour days so it’s way longer than a human 30+ years because yeah no 8hr sleep everyday so they get extra hours together and yeah and sob anywho love them 🥰