Embrace the cringe.
Write weird fanfic.
Read weird fanfic.
subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update
One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
what if we took the kid from this post …
AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST
AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.
live weird die mysteriously
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."