Hey, Steph! Hope You're Doing Alright. I Was Just Wondering If You Had Any Johnlock Vampire!AU Fic Recs?

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[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

It’s my birthday! And I spent my day mostly drawing this Jotun Fem!Loki! 🤣 This is a DTYS, you can join it with cosplays, art, photos or whatever! Just have fun and remember to tag me if you do it! 💙💖💙 but really I just wanted to draw the Queen because we need more fem Jotun Loki!

Today was strange. First horny, then tired, energy boost could not keep my feet still, then I was very sad (crying in thoughts of the coming Christmas, first without my mother) tired again and now empty.

Update

PSA:

Out of my own paranoia due to Sherlock’s BBC Official blog being taken down (The Science of Deduction) and sentimentality in regards to all things Sherlock and John, along with the nostalgia within these blogs, I went ahead and created a back-up of John’s Blog as well.

Find John’s Blog Copy Here

I figured that given the fact that the BBC hasn’t renewed the server for Sherlock’s blog, that I can only assume it’s a matter of time before John’s is gone, as well.

Plus, John’s blog has a lot more content than Sherlock’s so I knew it was going to be a process to copy it all. Keep in mind that of course, my copy isn’t going to be identical but it should still have everything written on the original blog (plus a few things that vanished from the “official” one; aka Sherlock’s hat photo and the hit counter). The dates also appear sort of odd because I couldn’t work them into the theme to match John’s, but I’ve still included them so you know when the entries were posted.

Reminder: These blogs are designed to be viewed on a desktop or in a web browser only. They are essentially non-functioning and unable of being navigated within the tumblr app.

Enjoy and feel free to ask any questions and point out any mistakes to me! (Except typos. Any typos you see were in the OG blogs and I felt it only right to include them :) )

P.S. I’m not going to bother making backup copies of Molly’s and Connie Prince’s blogs. If you would like to then I encourage you to do it and let me know so I can update my links accordingly.

Find Sherlock’s Blog Copy Here

Hullo!! :) Do you have a list of really sexy fics? 🙀 Could you recommend some?

anonymous  asked: What’s the sexiest Johnlock Smut you got? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AHHHH Lovelies…. please please PLEASE don’t hate me because “sexy” to me means probably something completely different to everyone else… “sexy” is such a personal thing to everyone individually, and I know people don’t like the same things I do. And to me there’s nothing sexier than lingerie XD (and intelligence, but I like boys in lingerie, and I have fics for those LOL) and I’ve been dying to post them and I know no one is ever going to ask me for them, LOL.

In case that’s not your bag, you can also check out these fic lists:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning

Threesomes

Morning Sex (Short Fics)

Rimming

Food Sex

Love y’all! If anyone has any others they can add, PLEASE DO. This includes Red Pants fics and Lingerie of any kind on them :P

LINGERIE / UNDERGARMENTS

See also: My Lingerielock tag which has nice headcanons under it :D

A Study in Lace by KarlyAnne (E, 2,320 w. || Est. Rel., Crafty Sherlock, Tiny Lace Panties / Lingerie, Domestics, Experiments, Oral, Masturbation) – “Why do you suppose he was doing that?” “Why do I suppose who was doing what?” “The room. The lace. The secrecy. He was playing with fire in everything he did, and didn’t care one bit. But he had a secret chamber, carefully concealed, solely for the purpose of making lace lingerie. Obviously for personal use. Why?“ Part 1 of The Unintentional Crafts of Sherlock Holmes

Your love it feels so good by Hotaru_Tomoe (E, 2,843 w. || Gay Club / Gay Bar, Lingerie, Stripping, Anal) – Sherlock is last at a quiz night and is forced by Anderson to perform in a gay stripclub. John must be with him, because he will have to record the performance. Sherlock takes the task very seriously. Part 20 of The English job

Happy anniversary by Salambo06 (E, 3,772 w. || Est. Rel., Vulnerable Sherlock, Wedding Anniversary, Anal, Texting, Lingerie) – John inhaled deeply, feeling his cock pulse under the silk gown, and he let his eyes travel on the lean body in front of him. Sherlock was kneeling on the bed, their bed, and the picture had been taken so John could perfectly see his bare chest and pelvis. But what mattered most, what made John harden rather quickly, was the pair of panties Sherlock was wearing in the picture. Black, string over each hip and laces that outlined Sherlock’s erect cock barely hidden under the soft underwear.

Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentine’s Day, Lingerie / Women’s Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) – It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.

Linger by queenoftrivia (E, 4,908 w. || Lingerielock, Fluff and Smut, BJ / HJ, Bottomlock, Dirty Talk) – Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

All the Flavours, Cherry and More by cwb (E, 6,274 w. || Est. Rel., Lip Gloss, Lingerie, Birthday Presents, Insecure Sherlock) – Sherlock feels a blush rising to touch his cheeks, more sensual than uncomfortable now that he knows John isn’t disgusted by him. No, John is responding exactly the way he had hoped.

Take My Breath Away by Quesarasara (E, 14,240 w. || Emotional H/C, Angst & Fluff, Toplock, Smut, Lingerie) – Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friend—his best friend—and slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against John’s. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe. It’s no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new. They’ve spent years taking each other’s breath away…

31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) – A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.

The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w. || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlock’s Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) – This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It’s 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn’t need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.

"You mean like, a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy. They look into each others eyes and realize they were made for each other?"

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