Thotdumpsterrr - Peri.peri

pov: you’re scrolling trying to find a cute little fluffy fanfic to read but everything you get is smut 

no smut hate, i just want to giggle :(

bungo stray dogs for real

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

me: i’m watching the rings of power for the plot

the plot:

Ok I'm sorry but if I see one more story labeled x reader and when I go to read it your fugly ass OC named 'nicole' or 'bridget' are in there IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND! THAT IS NOT X READER! I know some of you could say "well just switch it out with your name"

NO I WILL NOT! ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE OF FALSE ADVERTISING! STOP IT!

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

And if you are one of the people that does this... I will find you and it will not be pretty

No hate to you if your name is nicole or bridget those re just examples

PLEASE IVE READ EVERY FANFICS OF HIM I NEED MORE

I need to feed my obsession.

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

u are my favourite nikolai fanfic author fr

thank you! ❤️