This Super Cool Life-size LEGO Typewriter Actually Types

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

you guys HAVE to be nicer to people that don’t easily understand sarcasm especially if you’re not even friends please i’m begging you

When I worked at a library I was looking for a spider man book when the phone rang. I introduced myself to the caller as the amazing spider man.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

Every single sweater Mabel Pines wears in Gravity Falls. Every. Single. One.

Here is the full version of my first comic for The Nib, which went up yesterday.

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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the enterprise senior crew at 100% power

the enterprise senior crew at 99% power

spock’s outfit in return of the archons gives me a reason to live