Tribbles Have Picked The Wrong Man To Mess With

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

When I worked at a library I was looking for a spider man book when the phone rang. I introduced myself to the caller as the amazing spider man.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I can see the dinosaur!

a close up of a dinosaur

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does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

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