The Bakusquad sharing a house
Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.
Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.
Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.
Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.
Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.
Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.
Villain: Time is an illusion and the universe is a scam! Why are you still playing at good?
Deku: Because being mean makes me feel bad.
Bakugou: Did he just..?
Mina, jokingly: The entirety of human philosophy right there
Bakugou: Can you please stop talking for once?
Midoriya: You of all people should know I physically can’t.
Aizawa: You left Kaminari alone with Eri?!!
Mina: He’s licensed
Meanwhile with Kaminari and Eri
Kaminari: Oh no, you have vanquished me mighty princess!
Eri: :D
Bakugou: You’re a moron
Kaminari: I prefer the term ‘low on braincells’
Kaminari, joking: What would you do if someone flirted with Kiri?
Bakugou, deadly serious: They would never find the body
Kaminari, to the sky, after he tripped: You want me off this bridge you’re going to have to kill me
Aizawa, who heard him: What are you on?
Ok so imagine Midoriya and Bakugou are fighting and they break something of Kaminari’s and he’s scary when angry
Bakugou, to Midoriya: I will destroy your bloodline
Kaminari: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou split this up right now
Bakugou and Midoriya: AAHHHH
Tokoyami: Master of discourse, what is your wisdom?
Kaminari: Hehe ADHD go brr.
Mina: What are you doing here? Don’t you have something better to do?
Kirishima: You’re the one who brought me here against my will
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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