Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER
Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!
The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.
Seeing world events I’m going to bite a table
Found a way to make a quiz
Which mha character are you? If you take the quiz please tag me with results.
https://uquiz.com/dTo6KH
I wrote this forever ago (it was only like a month ago but still) and I need it to be put here for the artists and readers who want boys in skirts in a story.
Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️🌈
Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.
Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!
...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...
Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.
Iida, holding Midoriya and Todoroki on a leash: So how well do your gremlins do on a walk? Uraraka and Tsuyu are free to wander but these two need supervision
Sero, holding Kaminari’s hand, with Mina and Kirishima on tape leashes, Bakugou on Kirishima’s shoulders: Please End Me
Bakugou: Can you please stop talking for once?
Midoriya: You of all people should know I physically can’t.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
that feeling when you’re losing yourself to a new hyper fixation but have a fic you’re writing from an old hyperfixation that’s really good but you’re bad at self management so you’re scared it will never get done.
Kaminari, teasing Sero: Rat man. Evil little goblin boyfriend.
Kirishima: Noo!!! Not how you treat your boyfriend!!!
Sero: Nasty little boy.
Kirishima: Nooooooo!!!
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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