Iida, on his 5th cup of coffee: Am I woke yet?
Midoriya, crying: That‘s not what that means. You’re going to hurt yourself if you don’t stop.
idk man let’s see if this bagel has some worth
Kaminari: Anything you can do I can do gayer
Jirou: I can do anything gayer than you
Kaminari: No you can’t
Jirou: Yes I can
Kaminari: No you can’t
Jirou: Yes I can, yes I can!
Kaminari: I can get a looker with the greatest zinger
Jirou: I can get one quicker and be even slicker
Kaminari: I can do almost anything
Jirou: Can you really drive?
Kaminari: No?
Jirou: Neither can I.
Sero, narrarating: They went on to rewrite the entire song
(I know this isn’t really the song but oh well)
one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.
Bakugou: There is a thin line between joking and clinically insane. You use that line as a jump rope.
Kaminari: *giggling*
The 50s wife is the bad influence.
You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.
Bakugou: I don’t know why people try to make me out to be complex. I’m very angry and here to win what more do you want?
Kirishima: Your hand in marriage.
Bakusquad taste in music, based on the playlists I made for them:
Bakugou - panic at the disco and fall out boy. A little bit of mcr and other random songs.
Kaminari: It’s a bit of a mix of things that interest him. A bunch of electric songs ironically and a lot of pop songs.
Mina: A mix of female pop artists she likes.
Sero - A mix of 80s and indie music
Kirishima - A lot of motivation/workout songs. He mostly listens to music when he trains.
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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