Your Stupid Little Boytoy

Kirishima, about his gym membership upgrade: There are many advantages to being an elite gymnast

Mina: That’s not what gymnast means but I would like to see where this is going

Rude.

“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking

DIE!”

Mina: People need to stop bullying us idiots. Just because I’m not the brightest doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!

Bakugou: I don’t care about those feelings, I care about your stupidity.

Whoever summoned me needs to release me from this mortal prison so I can go back to the fiery pit from which I came.

Kaminari: Someone just tried to pay me to charge their phone. They were like ”You’re Chargebolt right? I’ll give you 5 dollars to charge my phone” First of all it is nice to be recognized second of all sure.

Luka, holding his head in his hands and sighing dreamily: its just. I saw the captain fighting fragmentum and hes so cool. He just punches! Have you seen how he punches????? I need to get him to fight me. Do you think he'd agree to fight me???

Sampo: gepard usually trains with some of the new recruits around 8am every morning and spars with them. I could sell you a silvermane uniform for a modest price to get you in--

Seele: Sampo why do you know that. Why the fuck do you have a uniform--

Luka: is impersonating a guard illegal?

Seele: luka no

Mina: What should I do when people are flirting with me and I don’t want them to?

Kaminari: Either say in the most toddler voise possible “this is harassment” or chant “gay gay homosexual gay”

I’m just going to leave this here…

Only day you can rb this

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.