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I think about this often

What's their ship name? Nazi4Nazi?

He is bugs

Puffy sleeves and blues Senator Palpatine is matching the Euops genus of leaf-rolling weevils

Camarotus singularis and the chancellor’s spectacular sleeves

What in the world? Frog legged beetle Sagra Fulgida.

The Emperor is a pale imitation of the humble stag beetle. Lucanus Cervus.

What a brilliant color! Agrypnus arillaceus.

I used to be haunted by demons but now I have train pattern bedsheets

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

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"The Jedi gatekept the Force"

Oh, are you from the Path of the Open Hand? You know, the evil anti-Jedi cult?? Cuz that's what u sound like

"The Jedi gatekept the Force!"

Ah yes. That's why they coexisted very peaceably with the Baran Do sages, the Bardottan Dagoyan Masters, the Guardians of the Whills, the Church of the Force, the Lasat, the Mirialens, and hell even the Nightsisters.

......I'm not actually sure you know what gatekeeping means.

Sequel trilogy has a lot of very cool incredibly powerful characters, unfortunately it suffers from a chronic lack of Random Dude TM

andor and mando s1 are different beasts in many ways, i dont compare them often, but they do/did both have one key asset star wars should never have abandoned: a regular working class guy everyone wants to fuck real bad

I know I’m late to this party and I’m not saying anything new- but I don’t like how they always facetune Grogu in merchandise.. like, it’s usually in a cutesy simplistic art style and there’s nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I’m just like.. let him be the little homunculus he is.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still audibly ‘aww’ in public if I see some Grogu merch (or Grogurch as I like to call it) but I literally forgot about how much of a little old man he is until I rewatched the mandalorian because y’all keep turning his greenness up to tenmillion and giving him juviderm