Strange Things My Friend Has Said
Strange things my friend has said
I quote
I’m gunna eat your toes!
This building would look fimilar if I could se it
If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)
*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!
Godammit its a flour tortilla!
Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)
Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god
And then on a walk
We planned each other’s murders
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Just chillin with my whole pizza
Did not show up to school today(I have school activities the let me leave for the day with a teacher of course) me returning for another school activity my frends responses:
Holy cow your not dead!
Where where you?
Can I have a slice?
Why do you have a whole pizza?(this friend did not get a slice, because they questioned the pizza)
And now I sit in the commons with my box of pizza
Astigmatism squad agrees
next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"
A thing I drew from a reference off Pinterest I kinda like this one
Me: I hate you.
Friend: I disagree with your political opinion.
Friend: bold choice
Friend: you are wrong
@crow-ate-my-shoe are you hitting on me?
i need to study kabru
Wild Alert: I'm feeling silly
Weird stuff that’s happened to me
My brothers dropped my toothbrush on the floor again, most likely on purpose
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I have brain rot. they/them. I do not take commisons from blank accounts
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