Bruce Being Poly And Bisexual Would Fix Me

if someone ever asked me to describe bruhal, i would just show them this pic

The ship dynamic ever

my own version:

Jason: Manipulate, mansplain, or manslaughter?

Roy, without a breath to spare: Manwhoreforyou.

Jason, brows raised: Say that again.

Roy: I said Manletsgetmarried.

Jason: Okay.

Roy: Really? Okay??

Jason, a smile appearing on his face: I think we already are, Roy.

Roy, grins: I just wanted to hear it from you.

Dick, through the comms: ROY HARPER????? JASON TODD????

Roy, grins even wider: Present, Dick Grayson!

Jason rolls his eyes.

Dick, huffs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO BOTH OF YOU!

Jason: You're not my mom, Dickface. Bye!

DICK: LITTLE WING-

Jason, shuts off his comms: Anyways, where were we?

Roy, does the same and tightens his hold on his bow: About to fuck shit up.

Jason, takes his weapons from their holsters: Then what are we waiting for?

Roy, smirks: That's one of the things I love about you, Jaybird.

Incorrects Prompts with Evil!Jay, but he's with the ninja team again.

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Lloyd: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?!

Jay: ... Oops?

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Jay: Well, this is a change of scenery.

Cole: It's a prison cell.

Jay: I was being sarcastic.

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Jay: Where's the idiot, anyway?

Cole: I'm right here.

Jay: Surprisingly, I'm not talking about you.

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Zane: You really think that this will work?

Jay: No, not at all.

Kai: Then why the heck are we doing it?!

Jay: It sounded funny.

Lloyd: We're all gonna die.

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Jay: I fell like I'm forgetting something.

Sora: Morals, probaly?

Jay: No, it's something important.

Geo: You have forget Nya at the store.

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Nya: One of these days, your smart mouth is going to get you stabbed.

Jay: Pff... As if I haven't been stabbed before.

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Random Criminal: You're quit confident for a man with over 20 guns pointed at their head.

Jay: And you're a terríble shot. Given you trained the other men, there's not much to worry over.

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Jay: Do you trust me?

Wyldfyre: No!

Jay: Smart kid.

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Nya: You know I'll win.

Jay: You know I'll fight.

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Cole: Could you at least try to be nice?

Jay: You're still breathing. That's me being fucking nice, asshole.

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Bonzle: Hey, where's your girlfriend?

Jay: She's not my girlfriend.

Bonzle: Have you told her that?

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Nya: Why are you staring at me?

Jay: I'm hoping you spontaneously combust.

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Kai: Ok, what did we have done?

Jay: What do you mean?

Cole: You are staring at us like you want to rip our head off.

Jay: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how my face works.

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Zane: Are you there?

Jay: Physically yes. Mentally? Is debatable.

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Jay: No offense, but I can't decide between wanting to kick your ass or kissing you.

Nya: ... Honestly I prefer taking the kiss.

cass ahd her lesbian moms

it runs in the family ig

We don’t talk about black canary and batgirl.

Got more stuff queued but I’m officially out of ideas

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

Two bros being disappointed at the college frat party and ditch it —

"I headcannon Dick as manipulative" you and the writers of Nightwing babe

Was anyone going to tell me that Talia's real name is Tal-Yahe and it means "Tears of Gods" bc I'm going insane

Edit: check this reblog!

Bernard, upper middle class, runs in mainly civilian circles: do you believe in the Illuminati?

Tim, CEO of a multibillion dollar company, former member of the League of Assassins, at least two brothers who’ve joined the Court of Owls, personally knows Big Brother (Oracle and Cyborg), runs an independent paramilitary group that can canonically take over a country, regularly obstructs justice and chain of evidence to get people arrested:

Tim: no