Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
Tim's Red Robin run is just him becoming like Bruce right after Jason's death.
Like Tim is more aggressive, and he's taking fights that he knows he most likely won't win, and he's practically suicidal. Tim lost himself to the same grief Bruce did.
Out of all the Batkids, Tim is the most likely Bruce. However, because he saw Bruce, he was able to set himself up with an actual support system.
But straight up, Tim didn't expect to survive any of it. His one job was to find Bruce and maybe die when Ra's shoves him out the window or when he protected Tam or when the Widower stabbed him.
Tim doesn't know, but he wasn't trying to live. He wasn't trying to die either. If he did, just blame it on circumstance. If he didn't, he didn't.
Tim was passively suicidal. He wasn't trying to die, but he wasn't not trying either.
*casually tasting heroin*
Starting a collection
Incorrects Prompts with Evil!Jay, but he's with the ninja team again.
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Lloyd: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?!
Jay: ... Oops?
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Jay: Well, this is a change of scenery.
Cole: It's a prison cell.
Jay: I was being sarcastic.
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Jay: Where's the idiot, anyway?
Cole: I'm right here.
Jay: Surprisingly, I'm not talking about you.
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Zane: You really think that this will work?
Jay: No, not at all.
Kai: Then why the heck are we doing it?!
Jay: It sounded funny.
Lloyd: We're all gonna die.
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Jay: I fell like I'm forgetting something.
Sora: Morals, probaly?
Jay: No, it's something important.
Geo: You have forget Nya at the store.
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Nya: One of these days, your smart mouth is going to get you stabbed.
Jay: Pff... As if I haven't been stabbed before.
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Random Criminal: You're quit confident for a man with over 20 guns pointed at their head.
Jay: And you're a terríble shot. Given you trained the other men, there's not much to worry over.
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Jay: Do you trust me?
Wyldfyre: No!
Jay: Smart kid.
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Nya: You know I'll win.
Jay: You know I'll fight.
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Cole: Could you at least try to be nice?
Jay: You're still breathing. That's me being fucking nice, asshole.
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Bonzle: Hey, where's your girlfriend?
Jay: She's not my girlfriend.
Bonzle: Have you told her that?
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Nya: Why are you staring at me?
Jay: I'm hoping you spontaneously combust.
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Kai: Ok, what did we have done?
Jay: What do you mean?
Cole: You are staring at us like you want to rip our head off.
Jay: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how my face works.
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Zane: Are you there?
Jay: Physically yes. Mentally? Is debatable.
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Jay: No offense, but I can't decide between wanting to kick your ass or kissing you.
Nya: ... Honestly I prefer taking the kiss.
thinking about dick grayson.
dick who has dedicated his life to another man's cause. who lost almost all connections to his history, his heritage at such a young age. who spent his youth trying to live up to another man's ideals, to be shape shift and change into what he thought was wanted out of him. dick grayson who realized he cannot always be what others want, dick grayson who decided to become his own man. dick grayson who had the last name his mother called him torn away from him, who never had a say in letting it go. dick who refuses to allow his closest friends to support him but would have unwavering support for them. dick who wasn't even on the planet when his younger brother died, wearing the vestiges of his childhood.
dick grayson who hallucinates this boy, and apologizes over and over and over again for not being more. dick who cannot understand the same boy when he comes back, who can barely be civil with him half the time. dick grayson who learned what it means to truly draw blood when he was threatened with history repeating itself.
dick grayson who refused to step back into the role that was torn away from him. dick grayson who still came home to help, who will always come home to help. dick who takes the punches, takes the heart-stopping medication, no sorry the pill, no sorry i meant. dick grayson who died in order to serve the mission, (always for Him) always for the mission.
dick who watched his city burn. the city he swore was his to protect. dick who gave his body and soul to protect. his body (rain, cold cold rain). and soul (guns are so much louder when you're not trying to stop them).
dick grayson who had to mourn Him alone. dick grayson who raised His son, dick who watched who he thought was his strongest supporter, walk out of his life. the kid he thought understood him best and was always going to be there for him, walk out of his life to save the mission, (always comes back to Him). dick grayson who learned how to bear the weight of a cape he never wanted.
dick grayson who is naturally a performer. who knows how to pretend better than he knows how to be honest. dick who hides the worst of it inside.
multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:
tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?
damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?
duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something
jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!
dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am
steph in russian: who are we killing?
dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason: …. you motherfucker
cass signing: nice drawing
damian in chinese: thank you
dick yelling at bruce about something he did
jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?
tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think
jason: does bruce even know-
tim: no he doesn’t
his questionable morals and white streak in his hair has bewitched my body and soul
WE WON BUT AT WHAT COST….
Tim: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve fallen in love with my best friend-
Tim: Well I’d have a lot of nickles-
Justice League scenario where they meet little tiny Dick Grayson as Robin and immediately start taking bets on what on earth he is because the answer is obviously not human.
Green Lantern: I think Bats made a genetic clone of himself. One of his contingency plans, you know? If something happens to him, he has a well trained double to take his place eventually.
Green Arrow: No way! I refuse to believe anything that shares genetics with Batman could smile. I bet he's an alien that Batman found and ran tests on. I mean, have you seen the kid? I don't think he has bones.
Flash: Alien is a possibily, but have you seen the stuff the comes out of Gotham? I bet he just materialized out of the shadows one day. His smile scares me, I think he has to be a demon of some sort.
Dick Grayson, hanging upside down from a hanging light above them, where he has been silently eavesdropping the entire time: I am a normal human boy.
Lantern, Arrow, and Flash: -extended screaming-
I have so much respect for Logan because he has amazing taste in people