And They Say White People Can’t Cook

"don't you have better things to do" and thats where you're wrong

jarking it so hard right now WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE AN ANONYMOUS ASK BUTTON ANYMORE I HAVE TO BE MYSTERIOUS

Hello okay I'm new here thank you for this

Why ain't my tabely charging I need to get my aesop on!!! She aesop on my carl till I start embalming all over the place bru🙏🙏

aesop carl

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

I sometimes think about that chapter in American Psycho where Patrick tries to cook and eat someone's brain, but then realizes that he can't cook halfway through and starts crying.

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated

suck my w e e n

taire. taire. get out.

how many points for that big crow

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

the food i relate to most is a foot long hot dog

.... if you catch my drift, heh.