All Of The Bands

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Dylan: Im...grounded?

Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!

Johnny: You disobeyed an order.

Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.

Matt : hello people who do not live here

Johnny: hey

Danny: hi

Jorel : hello

Dylan : hi !

Matt : i gave you the key for emergencies

Charlie  : we were out of doritos

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

💕💕

Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.

Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.

Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again