#apparently The Entire Bee Movie Script Was Spammed #amazing

Seems to be a fairly Do It Yourself kind of man. Not unreasonable to assume that extends to human bodies as well. Tenatively Trans Masc Icon.

how do we feel about this. do we think dr. tranny is a transmasc icon or a joanne katherine rowling.

hahaha

Oh no, it wpuld be horrible if anyone tried this. No sir, absolutely not. It would be a shame if this got reblogged again and again. Whoops my hand slipped. Oh no. Into the empty void of the internet it goes!

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

Seriously, if people don't respect your boundaries, they don't deserve your respect.

if you ask someone to stop doing/saying something that makes you uncomfortable and they respond by making it all about their own hurt feelings until YOU end up apologising to THEM, that’s manipulation. shut it down.

Callout post fuck me!

This is why I use the word so freely! The difference between types of attraction to me really just is what activities I would be comfortable doing with them. And even there, that is directly related to how much time we have spent hanging out in person and if I trust you. That's it. That's the base formula.

this is me

Mavka: The Forest Song (2023) | dir. Oleh Malamuzh, Oleksandra Ruban

... huh, yeah, Johnny has been on here a *While* huh? Mans knows what a Tulpa is damn. Even I didnt know until a couple years ago.

I think it's really nice you thought you could create an unfuckable and untwinkifiable monster, and I always think people should dream big, but I think it might be time to put this one away.

I am endlessly fascinated by this version of me that exists in the head of some fans, of this naive yet stern-faced Writer(tm) desperately trying to make them take my work seriously; frantically trying to stop them being horny for my creations. Like, mate, cmon. Ive been doing this for a long time now, and I made my peace with the monsterfuckers years ago. Am I trying to make an unfuckable monster? No. Cause I'm not an idiot.

I just make my messed-up grotesqueries for my little horror stories and assume someone out there probably wants to fuck them and that's fine. Me trying to stop them would be just be a waste of everybody's time, so I just wish them godspeed and go add some more pus to Mr Bonzo's stitches.

It does make me laugh that none of you know what a twink is, though.

Because The Sun.

I cannot believe how many peiple do not know this. So! I am going to educate people.

Every time the Earth orbits around the Sun, that is one year. Hopefully everyone knows that. But, the Earth turns on a tilt from its orbit. That tilt causes the sun to shine differently on the planet at different times of the year, which causes the seasons. This is why when it is Winter in the Northern Hemisphere, it is Summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

This also means that there will be longest and shortest days of the year, which are called Solstices, and times when the day and night will be equal, called Equinoxes. Astrologically, the seasons start at those dates. However, those do not line up with a calendar nicely at all.

I also personally question why we do it that way, rather than the half way points between the equinox and solstice, as that would line up much better with what we think of the seasons, and would put it on the first of months.

Spring would start February 1st, Summer would start May 1st, Fall would start August 1st, and winter would start November 1st. But I digress

AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE.. HALF WAY THROUGH THE MONTH WHAT

#i am smol so i must scream