good evening rickmorty nation. nsfw thoughts ahead.
okay so we basically know rick has a god complex. it's been established in several episodes, but especially during the toxic episode where toxic rick literally says "if there is a god, it's fucking ME" like. the man loves to be seen as all powerful.
so do you ever think he and morty just start fucking and morty's like "god, please..." when it feels good, but rick's, like, obviously drunk and is like "is he calling me that?? is he calling me GOD??"
like even when he realizes a moment later that morty just means it in the expletive sense, i still think he would be like. mmorty. morty. can you call me that again.
“Dipper and Ford’s relationship resembles real-world grooming to an uncanny degree. It’s not unreasonable to see sexual abuse subtext in Ford’s offer of apprenticeship,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 618th row stands Alex Hirsch himself.
AU where Jinx survives and reunites with Vi after the battle!
I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-
He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this
my side account for all that freak shit (affectionate) ❤️🧡💛 minors dni
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