*touching His Extremely Defined Six Pack* Who Did This To You.....

Me in every situation ever:

see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

that one friend who is insanely smart, but also the most oblivious person on earth

Hey did y'all know that autistic people do not need to have or acquire some "special autism talent" to make up for their disability and that you shouldn't expect them to have/find one?

Lawrence Fletcher going to a party and proceeding to stand in the corner excitedly telling his own wife gay facts about ancient Egypt makes him canonically autistic. You can’t change my mind.

Autistic Headcanon:

Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb

1. She has a strong black and white moral code.

Candace is constantly trying to bust Phineas and Ferb, along with being obsessed with enforcing the rules and being the one in charge. Even after seeing people enjoying their creations, she still continues try and bust them (in most cases) because what matters most is the fact that what they are doing is wrong to her.

2. She likes her routine and knowing what to expect, sometimes going to extremes to keep that routine.

Even when Candace is sick she still needs her “busting routine” and enlists her friend, Stacy, to help her with this. When Phineas and Ferb decide to have a “do nothing day,” Candace goes out of her way to try and make the boys build something, even going to the extent to build something herself instead. She even has a “panic room” that she goes to when overwhelmed with the unexpected.

3. She scripts conversations!

When she isn’t busy busting her brothers, she’s busting scripting conversations to have with Jeremy Johnson. Sometimes even talking to pictures of him taped to teddy bears or into bananas.

4. Grilled Cheese is her same food.

Candace loves her grilled cheese and everyone in her life knows that about her.

5. She has had a special interest in Ducky Momo for a long time.

She goes to conventions to engage in her special interest and has an impressive collection regarding it.

6. She stims… like a lot.

Here are just a few examples, there are a lot more.

8. She hyperfocuses (most often on busting), and is not able to focus on something else.

9. She has some very particular obsessions and rituals.

For example, Candace only plays instruments that start with the letter B. She also has to brush her hair 500 times in order to have a “perfect hair day.”

it made so much sense to me when gerard followed dan howell on twitter cause despite being 15 years older mf always looked the exact same as dan and phil in any photo with a fan circa 2014-2016