Absolutely Love Wanting To Do A Lot Of Things And Ending Up Not Doing Even One! Yay

transfem vampire who was planning on just exsanguinating you but you’re just so cute that she decided to keep you as her new pet/thrall and only suck a little bit of your blood.

At least we have jacking off

the fact that i'm incredibly socially anxious but also very horny is tragic

man i could be such a slut. if the thought of interacting with new people didn't fill me with profound and inescapable dread

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

I'm a healthy mixture of a sexual freak and a hopeless romantic.

hello and welcome to my blog! (18+, im usually quite horny) i'm maria, but you can also call me trash if you prefer. i'm bi-gender and gynosexual from the US mid atlantic. pronouns are she/him. single rn and unsure if poly. my fav hobbies and interests are modding and playing video games, reading, tv shows, art and writing. i really enjoy pdx games, immersive sims, visual novels and RPGs.

i love yapping to other people about random things, so feel free to dm and talk to me (i really need human interaction)! also feel free to talk to me especially if you're some degree of feminine, i love sharing pictures of myself lol. usually very sub, also open to a lot of things :3

thanks for reading, always excited to meet people!

I put the dum in cum dump

Who else dabbles in a little neck biting 😉😘

sorry if i seem desperate. its just that. well. i am desperate.