Trashpandaperson - Mans_needs_Therapy

Thought about this and it wouldn’t leave my head until I created it

They remind me of that one cat that raised bobcat cubs so this tiny ass cat was the mother of bobcats twice its size

Hedgehogs when they see a weird bug

We do a little alfredo,,,,

origin mod smp >>>>

with every post I feel fml!Etoiles getting closer and closer to absolutely punting fml!Forever into the sun

Every time he sees Forever he gets a little closer to giving up all of his morals and ripping him to shreds like a feral animal

If you think he's close now you should see what he's like at the wedding

AU where Aventurine is a criminal, and Ratio has been in charge of his case for years. So, his higher-ups assign his case to another detective since Ratio hasn't been getting the satisfactory results they were hoping for. Ever since, Aventurine has been leaving his crime scenes completely clean of any evidence, with only a few poker cards written "Bring him back.", "Oops! This evidence is not yours to see~" and the occasional "Fuck you, you're not the doc." when he is in a particularly bad mood.

Ratio Hates to admit he's kind of flattered when he hears about it.

The old version was needlessly mean, so I made Chill Friday Tails.

So much anger in such a small package

fremi