40,000 Years Ago, Early Humans Painted Hands On The Wall Of A Cave. This Morning, My Baby Cousin Began

Tails, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Knuckles, setting down an Uno card: +4.

Sonic, setting down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Shadow: *trembling* The fuck are you playing

LOUD WARNING//

Knuckles is presumed dead until one of the parents gets home and finds him passed out in the closet

Audio

I’ve cracked the code

Heeeeyyyy, guess who's back? Me! With some Karl for the soul <3

(I loved The Lost Tapes Finale, anyone else?)

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

Little BOOM!

is has just occurred to me that people actually ship straight ships? like i always assumed that people did that to "be different" or whatever, but no they actually like those ships? i've only genuinely enjoyed mlm ships but that's probably bc i'm gay and don't really have or understand attraction to women.

Think I’ll loose my mind in (hysteria)

Sonic: You can't block people in real life Tails: Restraining order Shadow: Murder

Pouty Tails. Because after he ran off in the store, they put him in a toddler leash/restraint. Or they simply put him in one of those baby holders that they wear around themselves (Since he is small enough). It's so can't run off in the store again.

I’m sorry I read this and literally just thought of this