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LU incorrect quotes PT 2!

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Part 1

Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:

Wild was never good at math.

A normal family? With Wild? No way! - A normal adventure? With Hylia? No way!

(Tw: arson) My pronouns are I’m going to COMMIT ARSON!

(Modern au) Four what have you done?!

(Could be modern or normal au) The sockrifice

(Again, could be modern or normal au) Sky wants to sleep in that bed

(Modern au, kinda) Hyrule, HOW DARE YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA-

Ahhh, the smell of land hurtling towards you at max speed.

(Modern au) I wanted to see ‘emo boys’, not Legend!

(Lu version) When life gives you lemons…-actually what is a lemon??

Count the amount of sand in this desert Fi.

Seriously, would you like butter on your ice?? Wait-

The Lu chain + bonuses as funny quotes I’ve heard/seen.

(Kinda Modern au) The reasons why Warriors is annoying.

((TW: SWEARING)) Legend is fresh out of fucks.

Not going to let that ruin my day!

(Kind of LU- could be LOZ) Who truly invented chill??

Why did you let Hyrule burn water Wild?!

How to CORRECTLY talk to a short person.

Hyrule doesn’t understand people.

I’m pretty sure Wild doesn’t learn…

Legend isn’t good at advice.

Legend can’t be both!

Wild, guess again.

Wild- Don't eat sticks.

Legend: See, may Hylia forgive you, because I sure as heck won’t.

Legend: Actually, screw Hylia. She’s next.

Sky: Wake me up-

Wild: Before you go go

Hyrule: When September ends

Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Sky: -after all this.. Are, are you guys all okay?

Alt version: (alt inspired from comments)

Sky: Wake me up-

Wild: Before you go go.

Hyrule: When September ends.

Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.

Sky: -when this is all over. Wrong songs guys.

Four: I should have left you on the street corner I found you.

Shadow: but cha didn’t!

Blue: I don’t have brothers.

Red and Green: Then what are we to you?!?

Vio, joining in with Blue: Headaches.

Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.

Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!

Time: People who sleep are weird.

Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.

Fable: *opens the door*

Fable:

Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!

Legend: Portal.

BONUS:

Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?

Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …

Legend: I’m not great at giving advice.

Legend: Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

Sky: See, you gotta stay positive, even in the worst of times!

Hyrule, joining in: I agree with that statement.

Warriors: How are you so positive while we’re going to be sacrificed??

Cop: You’re recieving a ticket for having three people on a bike.

Blue: Shit.

Green: Wait three??

Cop: Yeah??

Red: Oh Hylia- VIO FELL OFF!!!!

And thus, Triforce heroes was born.