*Modern Au*

Branzy: Guys, I impulsively bought a python, what do I name him?

Rekrap: YOU DID WHAT-

Parrot: Willian Snakesphere.

Bonus:

Ashwag: Nice snake you got there. What’s their name?

Branzy: ‘You did what-‘, Rekrap suggested it!

The Great Hero. Link, hero of the Wild.

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Yiga slashed, their blades cutting through the air like it was nothing more then paper. Guards yelled, some fought against the horde of ninjas, despertely protecting their princess.

Zelda watched in horror at the sight of the solidrrs fighting. A gentle hand came to her shoulder, shoving her back as a yiga suddenly appeared in front of her. She glanced up, seeing Link drawing his sword and slashing at the yiga.

Zelda gasped as the yiga cut across the hero, leaving blood staining through his clothes. He slashed the yiga down, and the yiga disappeared in a puff of smoke. Leaving behind a handful of rupees and bananas in their wake. Link bent down, offering his hand to her and Zelda took it.

Zelda offered to help support Link, but he refused. She stared at the castle as the yiga swarmed it, as she and Link ran.

Collasping, she stared at the ground in front of her, glancing up, she stared at Link sorrowfully. She could feel sobs forming in her throat. They were painful and raw.

“Do not worry.” Link said, his voice confident as he clasped his hands between hers. “Why?”

***

“Because I am here.” Link whispered quietly. Holding Zelda tightly in his grasp.

Wisps of malice floated through the air and faded. The bow of light felt heavy in the hero’s hands. His sword and hylian sheild clung to his back. He heard his horse huff, her white coat shimmering in the rising sun.

Zelda breathed in quietly, and together they stood up. Both, together again. They rose, and held each other tightly.

After all, its been 100 years.

Twilight: or you know… cutting something.

Wind: Or if there’s a fight!

Wild: Don’t play around with knives

Wild: Unless you're recording it on youtube for, like, thousands of views. In that case….

Joel: Sure you may be verified on Twitter…

Joel: But are you verified in the eyes of GOD?

Jimmy: … I don’t need to be verified nor do I want to be verified in the eyes of god.

Red and Blue draw the squad meme

Red and Blue’s entire relationship:

Impulse: WHAT THE-

Scar: cool.

Mumbo: *Somehow asleep through this*

The boatem gang after a few hours

Impulse: so Um, what are we gonna do now

Grian and pearl vibing: don’t worry we got this * turns into their watcher forms and summons their mom*

Watcher mom: WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME MORTAL- oh hey kids what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

Grian: moon big and destroyed the server, can we stay with you for a bit?

New year, new me! Sharing some Illegal Elemental masters incorrect quotes! (Read the fic HERE if you haven’t!!)

Under cut for spoilers

For better ref (left to right, top to down.)

Chen: *sigh* what do you have there.

Skylor waving a sword: a knife!

Chen running towards her: NO!

Jay: they are behind me… aren’t they?

Nya behind him with water hands ready to attack him:

Master wu waiting for Jay to find the other ninja: *sipping oversized teacup.*

Jay praying: Please let this be a normal job…

Master Wu: *Awkwardly adverts gaze.*

Cole with his hand on a counter: He asked for no pickles.

Lloyd with a sad expression next to him:

Dareth swearing: Sir… this is Dareth’s Mojo Dojo…

Jay and Skylor posing over Chens grave: :D

(Tw: Arson)

Wild: Boy? Girl?

Wild: I identify as a menace!

Wild: my pronouns are I’m/going/to/commit/arson

Bonus:

Wild: Am I a boy? A girl?

Wild: You fool! I identify as a pissed!

Wild *pulls out a sword*: My pronouns are you/better/start/running.

Dink: 👁️👄👁️

I love the different fandoms sort of reactions

(Below cut bc I don't want to clog up the dash.)

Dream smp? Oh yeah an adult just going to go traumatize some minors. nothing too special. The usual.

Hermitcraft? yeah, build some farms and make big builds. Always make sure to lag the game and DONT FINISH THE BACK!!

Amphibia? Heck yeah Anne, Sasha and Marcy will return to Amphibia. Ships? Y E S. They got two hands/SASHA IS COMFIRMED TO BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN.

Four swords? We just accepted that we are the smallest Legend of Zelda Cult and just totally cool about it. Yeah, Its fine. Shadow and Vio are cute. Green must.. protecc. Red just chill. Blue waves giant hammer.

Linked Universe? Twiddes (god lord I hate myself for actually writing that...) Warriors rich, and Wild popular. Oh and Hyrule can't cook, Four is afraid of green peppers and is metallic. Time is old, Legend has *trauma*, Wind is a pirate, Sky sleeps. Twilight is wolfie. Dark Link? Nah I think you mean Dink.

Owl house? Hunter, trauma. Luz, trauma. Gus? Trauma. Hooty? Tra- okay Hooty is Hooty. King? SOBBING. Willow? probably the least traumatized out of all of them. Eda, no arm. Raine? PAIN. Litterally anyone else? Sad. Belos? Ew, sewer stuff. Collector? WHAT THE-??!! p o w e r.

My hero Academia? Ships here, Ships there. You get a ship and You get a ship. Ships for EVERYONE!

then litterally in Riordan verse, Kane cronicles underrated, magnus chase is great, and Pjo is fan favorite. HoO we ship a character with a brick. (it literally says its cannon in the wiki. Look for yourself) Trials of Apollo? Idk haven't read the books but JASON DIES.

And yeah, thats all I wanted to say. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Hello! this Linked universe au is by @nebulapaws and its amazing and awesome so I wanted to write about it, but I have no plot ideas so just have a bunch of the links from this au chillin.

If you don't know what this au is, all the links are monsters from myths/legends. nebulapaws knows much more about each monster, but heres the context:

Green is a Harpy, Blue is a selkie, Red is a satyr/fire Fae, Violet is a changeling/were (werewolf?), Shadow is a demon (of the shapeshifting vein), all together Four is a chimera (bird, deer, seal, wolf and Fae.), Twilight is a werewolf, Wars is a kelpie, Wind is a sylph, Sky is a biblically accurate angel, Time is a fallen angel (in this context, I'm assuming when angels fall they lose all the eyes and.... biblical stuff and just a pair of wings is visible. In Time's case, his wings are clipped.), Hyrule is a cervitaur, Legend a pookah, and Wild is a dyriad (or coulde be a naga. In this one tho, I plan on making Wild a dryad, but maybe in the future there could be some with naga Wild.) I have no clue where this could be going, but who knows! So yeah, thats all the info in this fic you really need to know!

Green groaned as his tail scrapped across the dirt. His normally green feathers soaked in mud. Thats going to take so long to get out... he tucked his wings close and ducked under a particuallry low hanging arch as he stumbled through the forest.

"This is not the best portal jump we've had..." Red mumbled, shaking next to him in the crisp air.

"Yeah, worse enough its a full moon. Vio and Twilight are in their were forms. And Vio doesn't have us to help contain him. I also expect him to not want to form Four..." Green trailed off.

"So basically the only way we can catch and stop the rest of the chain from finding out about us is if we catch and somehow contain Vio? But for how long? We can't form Four without Vio and the rest of the group will want to come search for us!"

Green sighed. "I don't know Red. I don't know.."

Time's back ached. He reached his hand to his back, before stopping himself. Lowering his hand again, he sighed as he watched Wild wildly (aha, a pun) wave his hands around and Wind watch in awe.

"Hey, you okay there?" Sky asked, his wings twitching on his back as he blinked at Time. He stiffened, not hearing Sky at all as he came over.

Time nodded. "Yes. I am fine."

Sky frowned. "I can tell your hurting. Can I see the injury. If I bring Hyrule will it help?"

Time shook his head. "I'm afraid that this injury is years old. Nothing we can do now."

"Oh, but still. Maybe we can do something so you're not in pain?" He asked, his wings fluttered behind him as he gently patted his friend's shoulder.

"You can try." Time said, Sky nodded and hopped off, coming back with Hyrule. His hooves nerviously pawing the ground as his pointed deer ears flickered. He tilted his head.

"Where is the injury?" He asked, his fingers fidgeting with his horns on his head.

Time turned around, and gestured towads the back

"Can you remove your armor and shirt real quick?" Hyrule asked and Time nodded, slowly taking off his armor and discarding it in front of him.

Hyrule gasped as Time partly lifted his shirt off. Displaying scars that ran across his entire body. His cold hands gently touched the scars.

"Where did you get this from...?"

"A secret I would rather not tell."

Sky gasped, quietly under his breath. He stared at the scars in shock.

"Seriously Blue? You live in a fish tank??" Shadow laughed, cackled even, as Blue glared at him in return.

"Listen, I like the tank. Its a nice tank." Blue crossed his arms and huffed.

Vio watched them quietly, his horns shifting away as he closed his book to stop his siblings from arguing.

"Hey Legend!" Wild called out, picking up the pookah and grinning. "You wanna commit some crimes?"

"No thank you! I've committed enough in my time." He crossed his hands.

"I want to!" Wind exclaimed, his form flickering slightly in the breeze,

"Of course you do!" Wild laughed at the sylph's antics.

"You all have fun. Now listen, I'm not responsible for whatever you do." Four said without looking up from Time's shield. "Most of all, I swear if you break another sword Wild, we're going to have words." His wings shifted behind him as his antenna things flicked.

Wild nodded.

"Can you let me down now?!"

Warriors ears flicked as he stood in the swamp. He frowned and stared at his hooves as they sunk into the dirt.

"You're looking a little down there." footsteps squished through the swamp behind him.

Warriors turned to see Twilight. He nodded. "Yeah, it just.. instincts. You know?"

Twilight nodded. "Yeah, happens every full moon here."

They stood in silence as crickets started to chirp.

"Whats it like when you turn into a werewolf?"

Twilight sighed. "Like being trapped in a prison within yourself."

Warriors stayed silent, watching the setting cast beams across the sky. Like an endless dance.

"Sometimes, I wish I didn't have these instincts."