Luffy Likes His Women Like His Vegetables

Zosan Hand Holding

Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?

Zoro: do what.

Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing

Zoro: I don't

Sanji: then why are you holding mine?

Zoro: because it's yours

*Sobs violently* I LOVE LUFFY, I'M ADMITTING IT!!! I just finished one piece (the manga) and I'm crying. Why is he so FRIEND SHAPED! LIKE stop >:[

Nami: Tch you're so stupid! read a book would ya?

Luffy currently eating a book infront of her: huh?

Nami: .........

You can't tell me I'm wrong :]

Who tf is that?.......Oh! Look it's Zoro!

Wow,50 followers?? Where are you coming from? Thanks guys, glad you enjoy my shitposts

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise

Law: .......did you vote 100 times?

Luffy: .....

Law: .....

Luffy : I've connected the dots!

Sanji: you didn't connect shit.

Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

I've started writing a book! Well, a short story kinda thing.

IT'S GONNA BE A SERIES!!!

I think....

My ADHD makes me not wanna keep stories 😒

But I feel like I really wanna do this

I'm gonna make my own language for it as well!

Would that be lame? I dunno 😅

I wonder if people even read these...

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well I hope you all will like it! ^^

I'll keep you all updated on how it goes ;p