This old Resh cutscene is so silly I can't stop laughing. Resh really saw a random sky kid passed out on the floor, saw their candle, went "Are you going to eat that?", did not wait for an answer, and just fucked off into the distance. To say I am cackling is not to say anything- and the distant thunder just makes it all so serious and for what JHDGJEDGHGHED
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You can see that his cutscene was only at the testing stages and very unfinished, probably from the time TGC was still figuring out the story, considering how clanky and minimal the animation as well as resh's model is
I mean look at this shit. They look so stupid. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY!!!
Anyway, this is the last bit of hacked content for now, until our lords and saviors Sky hackers will feed us lore crumbs hidden in those sweet sweet files again.
So next pages are taking longer than expected so here take some dadcaque and his found daughter
TWO OF THEM
sharp guys in sharper suits, mao mao and max
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He is THE King (and the father)
When I told my friend I wanted to draw Fullmetal Alchemist fanart this is what I meant
lemon
So you've got the usual falling star splitting the clouds! Except Megabird did a funny and it was undercooked!
This star crashed smack into the Aviary courtyard, causing enough of a glittery scene to alert other sky kids. Undercooked child can't even land right either apparently.
These alerted Sky kids were Nadir, Nightly, Elulire, Glitch, Sol, and Radio. Intrigued by the display, they decided to embrace this moth into their community. Then they questioned why it was so off from the normal entrance of a newly born moth.
Turns out Leora and Sausage Roll snorted an 8th of oregano, and they thought it would be funny to do questionable shit with prayers.
Peach was not happy with this and warned them not to beforehand, but they're dumbasses.
Elulire, with her more knowledgeable interest in the winged lights, took the moth to get her first glowy boi.
After things settled a bit, the other's began to fight on what to outfit this moth with. As the kingdom of Sky is cosmetic hell....the usual.
Sausage Roll took advantage of the chaos and snuck her away into a flamingo onesie. He named her Bean, and it stuck.
Other Characters owned by Morbid, Radio-Man, Glitchi, Eclipse-Fox, MrBirdzone, Peachy, Beanguini, Nightly, and Nadir.
I don't remember their blog names aaaaaa...
Remember when Miss Piggy played all four witches of Oz?
i think max's dad probably had a crime partner and they committed crimes together for years until they had a falling out and now they're trying to kill each other and max's dad gets him and sam involved even if they really don't want to