Reblog To Add +10 Haunting Power To Your Ghost When You Die

That was true until YOU ATE A RAW ONION LIKE AN APPLE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

No. No that is not what mothers do. Are you okay?

does anyone knows who made the diary of a wimpy kid autism scale bc i literally think abt it all the time

so sad no one did any lore with real life or really took it seriously and like, i get why, it was hilarious and goofy and ridiculous but also it's not like that ever stopped anyone on the other seasons. And like. The ending really is quite poetic

Like Scott is just standing there on like 1 heart, not eating, just waiting for Cleo to finish him bc as she says he'd never kill her, and Cleo is laughing and fumbling for their sword but truly they don't want to kill him either and then! Just like a zombie assisted Scott in his win and got the final kill on Ren, after the first season where Scott and Cleo really allied properly (so ZombieCleo helped Scott win from the grave), now a zombie sneaks up on Scott and kills him, getting Cleo their win finally like. I know it was only april's fools, and I know no one is as obsessed with Cleo and Scott's dynamic as I am but guys guys it's so poetic, it's so good, where are the dramatic animatics? Please!

I know Canary in a Coal Mine is a song people associate with Jimmy a lot, but like, putting aside the canary symbolism for a second, that song is also super Scott coded, right?

Was listening to my trans music on Spotify and it gave me a song about being transmasc and Jewish.

As a Jewish person who is also probably transmasculine in some way, I feel very seen. The “being watched by the Spotify algorithm” kind of seen.

Also, I love how I have both my Trans blog and my Jewish blog, which both would have fit with this post, but instead I go with my Everything blog (Everything being primarily Minecraft).

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

I was like "flower court but without jimmy" one day because idk i wasn't vibing jimmy that day anyway blazegills nom they're such cute

fire and water! What could go wrong??

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