Papa V Got His Very Own Magical Girl Transformation Sequence (I Swear I Read That Somewhere)

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

“Hey, Blas, how are you simultaneously pruned AND dried-out?”

“Listening to all of Skeletà for the first time in the shower.”

“Oh? Oh… ew.”

“Not like that! I swear! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just not my bag.”

“Your wrinkly, yet dehydrated bag.”

“Yeaaaah… when you do an Everything Shower, turns out you shouldn’t stand there after all the lotions and potions rinse out.”

“Stand? Not dance?”

“Fuck no, you know how many fatal falls happen in the bathroom?”

“A lot, I’m guessing. So you… stood, in the shower, to the Ghost album.”

“Well, there was swaying. And gesticulating. And shitty, shitty, lip syncing that nobody should see.”

“Buuut, you just told me about it.”

“Yeah, but you don’t have that good an imagination.”

“Thank fuck I don’t.”

“Mmhm.”

“Mm.”

“…”

“…”

“… So, album good?”

“OH YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW—“

Some bunny adopts for 4/20 and nothing else

Open and available on toyhouse!

“Save me, from the arrow in-between my ribs, Captain Perpetua.”

A very personal ranking of each song on Skeletá

This is only after one day of listening on repeat, it is subject to change

I SAID DATANIZED ????? SATANIZED GUYS 😭

Croissant manatee 🥐

Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??

Living his best life

you are invited to their party!