Little Knitted Pigeon Enjoying Come Crisps On The Pavement…

Okay, I see now why the tags for the mental health thing are spelled incorrectly. Mad about that. Maybe discouraging discussion of mental health might be kind of damaging? Nah, let's treat it like a dirty word.

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I am not longer calling it sleepy. From now on, I am in my bedchambed era.

Running a last minute spell check before sending out the review copies and boy I sure am glad I did because HOW did this HAPPEN??

I thought someone was carrying a fake head on a stick, like a really basic puppet or something at first...

literally crying laughing at this

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

I am in Farum Azula being killed by beastmen

I am in Farum Azula being killed by a Crucible knight

I am in Farum Azula being killed by undead beastmen

I am in Farum Azula being killed by a dragon

I can't wait to be in Farum Azula being killed by a dogboy

Do I need to think up a popesona in case I'm secretly a cardinal? How do I opt out of this?

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

Nevermind, I'm dying to Elden Beast now.

Gonna have to pick a game to fill time between this base game playthrough and buy the dlc. When I'm not binge watching stuff.

Or maybe I'll just do some rune farm and try joining people for Co-op Malenia after I beat her.

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

Today I am regretting not making a joke about brainrot here.

Despite having taken a break from my current Elden Ring playthrough to play Clair Obscur, there's a part of my brain that has been growing increasingly feral over Malenia the last few days.

The rest of my brain fears where this may be going.

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*