*Wakes Up* Me: Oh Cool, What're We Gonna Do Today, Brain?
*Wakes up* Me: Oh cool, what're we gonna do today, brain?
Brain: Back to sleep.
Me: What? But there wasn't even an alarm-
Brain: Back to sleep.
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Someone give me the gay cotton candy this instant
carjun
People using this bridge as an argument are so funny to me because it implies that they think construction just happens in a straight line from one end to the other which would be so hilarious
The road to nowhere (@CaHSRA)
I mean, given those lyrics, I think it's not a stretch to say that it was probably actually a love letter
tfw you receive an anonymous love letter and you spend days trying to figure out who it’s from but turns out it’s actually song lyrics written by your bestie and she just wanted your opinion
Why do people keep making posts about me?
I (very quickly and lazily) typeset this really funny image I came across today. Translation by somebody on Danbooru.
Lesbian music club
HOLY GORGEOUS
