Just Took Dayquil. What The Fuck, This Is What Happens When I Don’t Take Dayquil Early People. Horny

OK WAIT OR nervous barefoot (princess)!reader x sergei…

WEIRDLY I THINK THIS WOULD ROCK,

like sergeis on a hunt, and he comes in when everyones sleeping, the guards are doing shifts or whatever, and he comes across a kitchen, and theres nervous barefoot (princess)!reader, like the daughter of the man hes supposed to kill, in your hello kitty pants and your horrible stained oversized soft shirt, BAREFOOT, facing him with your phone in your hand and another ice cream sandwich in the other, and the rest of an ice cream sandwich in your mouth, wide eyed

tbh yall just stand there. um

nervous barefoot (princess)!reader i feel like she would so offer the other sweet treat to him… slowly… dont poke the lion babes..

GAH IDK

DRIPPING 😖😫😩

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LORD SOMEONE GET ME THIS MAN IM WET AND SOAKING BRUH

THIS THIS THIS

HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT

call me back baby please?

just a thirst post yall, nothin new 😕🥶

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤

LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE

dano riddler on the brain 24/7

NGL

at first i thought it said “BendMeOverDaddy01”, was like 🤤😮‍💨 yes please and then i actually read it and im 🤒

FUCK this was supposed to be sfw, BUT i can’t help myself lol

i want to peg eddie so bad, im definitely making him wear a cockring,, OR one of those vibrating cockrings 🫨 so his tip gets all flushed, (idk if after 5 minutes, it would get pink or purple bc he needs to cum so bad, bc he legit can’t stop moaning and slobbering all over the dildo you shoved in his mouth or the ball you have wrapped around his jaw) he’s obviously crying already?? have you seen him?? no? he definitely makes you take pictures, just in case, bc pegging him won’t happen again,,,, this was your birthday present or whatever idk

LMFAO YOU ATE ON THIS GIF BABE

no bc who the fuck named this 😢 and can we be fucking friends 🥸😛

okay SO i had to wait a FULL minute because i was genuinely giggling and quietly screaming like a 13yo fangirl before even I started reading it.

i love the way u write. you make everything so relatable because it’s informal; I particularly love when words are just as harsh as their meaning, especially when horniness is described. your words don’t lose any beauty for its explicitness. in other words, keep it dirty… please?!?!

thank u so much for taking your time to write and come up with something that I enjoyed reading sm ❤️ so so excited for the other 2 parts x

hehe 😻 a full minute for me!!??

LITERALLY ME RN 😵

i’ll keep it dirty boo, i legit hate fics that are like “he put the cock in, she came.” LIKE?? where’s the nasty downright dirty shit??? 😥

just tryin to be real out here! in all seriousness, i appreciate you taking the time and thanks for reading my shit! 😼😸 o

anyone down for a “just the tip” but isn’t just the tip, it’s the whole cock, eddie nashton x reader fic/hc??

I MEAN lets bffr yall freaks (me too) 🥵 but would you?? been feelin the inspiration lately 🤯

already posted! here’s the link!

part 2 out of 3

IM EVIL 😳😻 FOR THE CUTOFF

she can’t hear the lock turn, too focused on the mask hugging her face and her fingers circling the left of her clit. face down on his bed, almost drunkenly inhaling the musk from his mask, while drooling and whining into the fabric.

eddie immediately knows someone’s here by the way she left her shoes all proper by the door, and her purse is thrown on the floor. his mind immediately went to the worst possible scenario, that she knows he’s the riddler and is gathering evidence to show to the police.

stalking towards his bedroom, hearing the noises she’s making, before opening the door a smidge.

hearing the door creak open, turning her head sharply and blearily looking at him. mascara running down her cheeks and her lipstick smudged in the mask, not that he could see.

“…naughty slut. here i thought you were innocent, a gem, what a shame you aren’t.”

towering over her back as he walked towards the edge of the bed. gripping the back of the mask, pulling her along with it.

cooing, “did you break in pretty girl?” pulling the mask back tighter, his voice getting softer and more calm, “or did you cheat and fuck someone to get a copy of my keys?”

feeling him shoving her head into the bed and gripping her wrist and pulling it away from her pudgy clit.

he thumbed open her pussy again, adding two fingers easily inside. “you’re fucking stupid princess, to think i wouldn’t find you here, rubbing your dumb little clit?”

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LOL I COULDNT WAIT!! 🌝🤭🩵

it’s the sickness, it’s tempting me.

the weird urge to make smut hc's of cockwarming jason carver and making him cry his pretty lil eyes out, making him whimper and beg to fuck you, only to get your fingers or cum soaked panties shoved down his throat. by the time you start fucking yourself on him, he's so gone (and humiliated), that he let himself be fucked by you. tbh pussy practically chokin him. he's embarrassed that he likes it.

was on a road trip and thought some more abt rowan

⬆️ me trying to explain myself

rowan right? right. his fingers 😣 honestly hes just so pretty and i cant help but talk abt him

hes got the perfect set of plush lips too ☹️ it’s ridiculous 

stop bc when he gets tripped up by bianca and we get to see that close up of him disheveled jesus christ. like get tf up bby boy 🎀 suck it up and use your hands ☺️😋 

back to his fingers..🫣 like ik i said this in the tiddies post but oop i know his hands are so so so warm😵‍💫 and when hes clutching your tits its so 🥴

do the glasses stay on or not and do they get foggy when he’s embarrassed 😲…???

can we all be delusional together please omg