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thinking about twink maverick and wondering how people think he’s a twink. genuinely. I look at these images and see, while yes a short man, a man who is also muscular and probably weighs a ton in pure muscle

Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These
Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These

If he’s a twink then everyone in that movie is a twink. and i dont think that’s correct.

According to wikipedia, this is what they say twinks are:

Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These

So let’s break this down.

1. Late teens to twenties

Sure. Maverick is in his twenties. But only looking at age would technically make me a twink so whatever. Let’s move on.

2. Slim to average physique

Maverick does not have an average physique. That man is built. He is in peak physical condition. He doesnt just sometimes work out, he is actively working out. Look at his arms! His trapezius! Those muscles are clearly developed and strong! In certain uniforms, his waist appears smaller, but that’s what the flight suit does to all silhouettes. Maverick is built like a brick, yes with hips, but he’s not little. He’s short of course, but he’s not small. He’s not lithe, he is muscular, he is BUILT! Look at the left bottom picture. Look at how rectangular. Look at how NOT lithe he is. Look at how not skinny he is. Like come on now.

Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These
Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These

3. Youthful/feminine appearance

While he is extremely youthful looking as Tom Cruise always appears, i disagree that tom cruise/maverick in Top Gun looks feminine. But that’s not to say that tom cruise has never appeared feminine or twink-like in any way. Legend (1985) is an example of his twink and feminine abilities. But for maverick i would argue that he looks very masculine. Boyish, which some argue is another visual feature for twinks, but not feminine (in my humble opinion).

4. Little to no body hair

To think that maverick has no body hair is just maverick unibrow erasure and i wont stand for it. But seriously. While tom cruise was waxed and oiled up for top gun, this is also happy trail erasure. I will now provide proof.

Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These
Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These

One of them is from mission impossible but um idc. It’s proof that Maverick HAS body hair, both around his chest and in … lower areas… but Maverick is not hairless enough to be a twink, especially because he doesnt fall into the other necessary categories to excuse/ignore his body hair.

5. (Kind of a half point because not all definitions and understandings of the word twink align with this) but it seems a lot of modern connotations of the word twink are parallel to exclusively bottoming

Thinking About Twink Maverick And Wondering How People Think He’s A Twink. Genuinely. I Look At These

See here the most popular definition of the word twink on urban dictionary. I dont think that Maverick exclusively bottoms. Maverick FUCKS too. Like it’s not just Ice doing the fucking. Like Mav fucks. He fucks guys you dont understand he fucks.

Therefore, Maverick, in my opinion, is not a twink. He is Maverick. The end.


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6 months ago

girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

to the leading lady, who was on her own. || I spent so much time on this and I wanted it to see the day of light because I couldn’t stop thinking of this song and I couldn't place why. Because it makes me think of Phe. She's the only female lead that is in this movie for the purpose of meeting the goal - not a romantic conquest. A woman goal oriented, career oriented, her own friends and family questioning why she went the path she did. To be around people, mainly men making jokes at her expense (one of the reasons why she protects Bob - she's been there). She might be on her own on screen but there are so many ladies like her. For the Phoenixes. You're not on your own.

2 years ago

My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal

My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal
My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal
My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal
My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal
My Favorite Dynamic: Tall, Hulking Guy & Tiny Gal

Bonus points if there are piggyback rides.

2 years ago

made a new fanfic!!

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/47418718"><strong>Tiny hands and Tiny attachments</strong></a> (716 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/rivvyn"><strong>rivvyn</strong></a><br />Chapters: 1/1<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Call%20of%20Duty%20(Video%20Games)">Call of Duty (Video Games)</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John Price (Call of Duty), John "Soap" MacTavish, Original Female Character(s)<br />Additional Tags: Fluff, Found Family, Angst and Feels, Comfort, Babies, Minor Character Death, soap loves children, man becomes a dad real!!, No beta we die like john soap mactavish<br />Summary: <p>Soap didn't expect to be bringing home a baby.</p>

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First And Last Hug.
First And Last Hug.

First and last hug.

2 years ago

today is christmas eve so i want to take a moment to send some love to

all the trans boys and nb people who are going to get ‘girly’ presents

all the trans girls and nb people who are going to get ‘masculine’ presents

all the lesbians who are going to be asked why they don’t have a boyfriend/husband

all the gay boys who are going to be asked why they don’t have a girlfriend/wife

all the closeted kids who are going to have to listen to their families being homophobic, transphobic, and bigoted 

all the lgbt kids who have to spend time with their abusive family members

all the lgbt kids who are spending christmas alone bc they are unwelcome around family

all the trans boys and nb people who are going to have to dress wrong and will be misgendered

all the trans girls and nb people who are going to have to dress wrong and will be misgendered

you still have a community that loves you. i wish you the safest christmas you can have

YOU ALMOST DIED AND THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE?!?!

YOU ALMOST DIED AND THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE?!?!

I Set Him Loose On Purpose
I Set Him Loose On Purpose
I Set Him Loose On Purpose

I set him loose on purpose

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