That Gay Hoe Is Gonna Die Of H O R N Y Before Thanatos Can Even Get A Swing In

Person A: Why do I hear police sirens behind us?

Person B, holding up bags of money: I accidentally robbed a bank

Person A, having a stroke: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK-

dunno I got a shadowy star man with glowy eyes as my background(my lock screen is literally just bi stuff) so... my fucked up-ness is purely up to the gods

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

ignore this, just some sisterly drama, nothing spicy

any drama whores can leave now

@unholydisaster13 made fun of me so she has to die.

deranged post number two

@whatisgrass loves men.

she loves them.

ok google, how do I post "regularly" or at least enough that no one assumes that I am dead

ah, yes, the only posts i see on my dash are gay, gay, gayer, and cats

occasional posts from users

me at 6 years old

my brain: what the fudge

my eyes: huh

my brain: aren't you supposed to be crying

my eyes: for what, candy?

my brain: no your finger

my eyes:

my brain: your baby finger is backward

my eyes:

my brain: it's broken

my eyes:

my brains: it's not supposed to look like that

my eyes:

my eyes: *SWEAT GLANDS ACTIVATE*

holy shit

that was... hot

oh fuck, I'm doing it again

alternatively, Fanfiction.net

K: no cusses + one single papercut

K+: maybe one cuss but it's minor + one single papercut but it's bleeding a bit more

T: cover your ears kids, mommy has some words to say + oh, a broken bone

M: literal cursing tirades + maybe one organ that is peeking out like Pennywise

Applicable AO3 Ratings If You Don’t Write Porn

G- nothing objectionable

T- the fuck word

M- organs, outside

E- organs, outside, lovingly described

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—