OKAY SPIVES ATTACK

Robert 🎸

* 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 !

crona gorgon bc im rewatching soul eater

let’s goooo, doing yet another one. They are very fun to make.

Baxter is causing mass destruction and mayhem with a flying cruise ship that he definitely did not steal from anyone.

Baxter: “Mwahahaha!! Yes! Cower before me demons! Accept your doom!! You are all no match for my genius!”

A small fish-bot wearing a business tie nods along with Baxter.

#23 Fish-Bot: “I concur, Dr. Baxter. Your cognitive abilities cannot be replicated.”

#33 Fish-Bot: “You have shown those imbeciles who’s in charge of this fiery purgatory. All will fear your presence.”

Baxter nodded happily.

Baxter: “Indeed! At this rate I shall cease control of the entire east-side of the pentagram by the end of the day! And no one shall stand in my way!”

#67 Fish-Bot: “Hazzah! Three cheers for Dr. Baxter and his destructive capabilities!”

#98 Fish-Bot: “Hip Hip Horray!”

Baxter: “Hell will belong to me, and everyone shall flee in terror of the name Doctor B-“

Velvette: “Bitchboy!”

Baxter: “Wha- Hey!! Who said that?”

#45 Fish-Bot: “Twas not us Dr. Baxter. Perhaps we have an intruder on this airborn vessel?”

Baxter: “An intruder?”

Just then, a small bouncy-ball with a star on it crashes through a window and lands right between Baxter and his minions. Wait. Is the ball beeping?..oh shit.

Baxter: “ACK! Take cover!!”

Baxter jumps out of the way as the ball explodes into a cloud of…glitter?

Baxter: “COUGH COUGH- Eughh, what the fuck was that?”

Another demon stands before Baxter, glaring at him with annoyance. Next to her flies a mini drone, seemingly recording the fight.

Velvette: “What the fuck do you think you’re doing on my turf, you pompous little bitch?”

Baxter: “…What???”

Velvette: “My turf. I claimed this area already so why don’t you fuck off!”

Baxter: “What are you talking about? I claimed this side of pentagram city, not you! I appeared with a battleship and everything! All you have is a glitter bomb and an attitude!”

Velvette: “Oh if you think you’re getting an attitude now you just wait! I’ll fuck you up so hard even your own mother won’t recognize you!”

Velvette proceeded to pounce at Baxter.

Baxter: “Oh shit-“

felt a little silly, so-

Velvette & Valentino are in the middle of a fight with Baxter and his minions.

Velvette: “You think you’re gonna get into big trouble for this?”

Valentino: “Eehhh, What’s one teeny tiny brawl gonna cause?”

Meanwhile…

Lucifer & Vox are beating the absolute crap out of each other on live television while the studio’s fire alarm goes off in the background. Adam is watching the fight from the sidelines eating popcorn and being of no help. Vox’s Co-Host runs in front of the cameras while on fire.

Co-Host: “WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME?!”

I love the foursome four

Drv3 redesigns

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

happy halloween to those who celebrate

bonus

As much as I enjoy it when the fandom portrays Dexter and the other Spooky Month villains as getting along quite well, I raise you my personal interpretation:

He actually strongly dislikes them, because consider this: he's been plagued all his life by violent needs he just wishes he could get rid of, and always fears he'll end up not controlling himself and hurt someone on accident, and these FUCKERS go around and kill people??? For FUN??? He'd be like that meme "Wow all these people are insane, thank God i'm normal"

I personally think he'd actually would've gotten along quite well with Lila and the kids. Lila thinks he's a bit off-putting, but she didn't seem particularly wary of him in Unwanted Guest, so I think she'd know he's got a good heart despite everything. I can see him teaching the kids about his job like "And then the rat will get stuck in the trap, and won't be able to escape!" "That's so spooky!" "I know, right?!"

The kids would be SO exicited to spend time with him, just saying.

Also, I thought about an Average Spooky Month scenario where Lila and the kids are in danger, and Dexter just comes out of nowhere and starts horribly maiming the villain, only to then turn to Lila and be like "Hello Miss Lila! Seemed like you needed help, so I decided to exterminate the issue for you!" with the biggest smile ever. He would've 10/10 picked a fight with Bob.